As I was driving the kids to school, Ashley was complaining about the fact that she has 9 bruises on her legs from Field Day.(My daughter is SUCH a girl.) Anyway, she was persistant that these 9 bruises were a HUGE deal, so I held up my hands, rubbed my first two fingers and my thumb together and said, “Here, let me play my tiny violin for you!”
As soon as I said that, Zander yells from the backseat, “NO, Mom! Don’t do that! It will hurt our ears!”
My son, the music critic.