We had turkey today. Now, before I go any further, you need to know that I do NOT do well with raw meat of any kind. Turkey, especially, grosses me out. Luckily, I married this amazing guy who will pull everything out of the turkey, clean it, and stick it in the oven. I married a really great man.
Well, as hubby was pulling everything out of the turkey, he pulled out the neck. Zander happened to be standing right there, and he got this horrified expression on his face. He turned to Gene with his eyes wide opened and asked, “How did the turkey get his head up his butt?!”